I received this note today. It was mildly disturbing, like some horny adolescent kid wrote it given the completely selfish undertones and the number of demanding requests. Plus, I never did any Zelda art, wtf. The short answer is: NO I DO NOT TAKE REQUESTS YOU DEPRAVED KID.

Requests
From: ~DarkKualas2
Date: Dec 29, 2008, 11:36:25 AM

DO you take requests?
If you do then i have quite a few ideas.
(sorry about the amount i just cant help it. I love your art and i just cant get enough.Espcially your zelda/sheik art.)
But i have this funny idea where peach is taking marios place and ends up naked with only a koopa shell,and then gets discovered as not a koopa,and they take the shell XD

also i got some other ideas. I got lotsa ideas so im not gonna fill up your inbox with a ton of requests. Just pick whatever you like(that is if you do take requests)
and dont think you have to rush.
These are all just ideas.

I recently stumbled upon this [link]
I liked the idea,ya know a preppy,IM obsessed, girl naked covering herself with nothing but her beloved keyboarrd. But theres nothing else like that easily reachab;e anywhere on the web. Unless its just plain nasty and disgusting.

1. Ilia from legend of zelda,completely naked, lying on her stomach(so the bits are at least out of view, they show butts in cartoons for gods sake)her legs up behind her(think what some people do when they read)In a meadow. Thats all i specifically want.

2.Zelda,completely naked, with her arms crossed so you cant see her breasts, and her legs folded across eachother with her feet pointing towards eachother so you cant see anything else. I only want it like this because I anted it standing, and wanted more than just from behind.

3.MIdna, in her human form, naked and in this pose from this picture exactly. But make her proportions right and no graveyard. And can you please make her hair down.
[link]

4.Samus naked, anyways and just have her bits covered by little metroids lathcing on, it looks cute for some reason.

5: Rosalina naked covered in places by lumas.

6: Ino(from naruto, naked in this pose, but her leg is higher up and stretched out farther in the air instead of letting it fall back down, and her head is leaned back.
[link]


7: Hinata naked really any pose you want.

8: Tsunade naked any pose you want

9:Sakura naked, in a meadow, on her back and with her knees bunched up to hide her bits.

10.Rukia, naked, laying on her stomach with her legs up in the air behind her,like ilia(1.)

11; Tifa, naked.In a meadow and laying against a tree, with her legs crossed ot cover...wel..whats dow there..and her arms crossed over her breasts.

12. YUna,from FInal Fantasy, naked, and laying on her stomach, with her torso turned towards the perspective, and one arm covering her breasts.

13:Raven from TT naked really any pose

14:Terra from TT same as above

15:Azula from avatar, once again same as above.
(DONT THINK IM asking for aall of these. Im just throwing out a bunch of ideas. These are all meant to be tasteful by the way,nothing really bad.

Also ive been looking for someone to draw one of my OC seeing as i cant draw people for shit, so if you were willing to just tell me.
Here they are in Maple Story Form, in the pose i want.
[link]
Bye the way the girl is undead.Kinda like a ghost.


Im not asking you do it all at once, im not even asking you do all of it. Its just that none takes requests anymore, and id greatly apreciate it if you did a good few for me. If you like that is. And im not going to rush you, take as long as you want. I understand these things arent doe in a day.

(if the links dont work just ask me for them)

I had this weird idea. Basically the story behind the drawing is this. After midna transforms back into a human, link says she owed him and he decides to make her carry him around like he did with her when he was a wold. But since like is technically naked when hes a wolf(fur dont really count as clothes, seeing as its a physical part of him)
she has to be too. And make her look desperate embarassed.

And dont make her boobs huge mostly emphasize her curves. And make her hari down. SHe is like an really light mint green color for skin. The black is her clothes. The white tatoos are okay to add.
Just make sure you do good with the anatomy. And make it be like in front of them from the side a bit.

Also make sure her breasts arent too small, but not too big XD sorry dont feel intimidated to make it perfect.

Anyways i also wanted to say i have another idea where she is turning back inbto a human and she does but somehow theres a mixup and she tturns back human naked. And she all "am i so beatiful?" then she notices shes naked.

(Lulz at how much i said. But just try to do something for me. I dont know

(i also had this idea recently of just this brown haired chick naked with her knees folded up,with freckles and smiling with her arms just hangin off to the sided,but dont do this one. Im just kinda writing this as a side note)

And once i again i apologize if this note is too long.Sorry

List coming soon

I lost my faith a long time ago. When your life gets exceedingly dark and you feel like there's no sense to the things that are happening around you, the last thing you want is to feel like you are not in control of your life. So you take back whatever control you can and you grow from it as best you can. I had to turn inwards for guidance and strength and I chose to believe in myself and that I can make my own way in life. Some people are stronger than me and can let it go and let God deal with it. Maybe my values are in complete disarray, maybe they're not. I will admit that I have felt devoid of something more spiritual in life recently. Right now there is not anything in life that I will miss if I didn't have it anymore, and that scares me. But I am where I am today because of it, and more importantly I am WHO I am because of my beliefs. You can take me as I am or you can ask me to change for you. But here I am, no matter what.

Done and done.

So I am almost certain there will be a shitload of you out there all dressing up as Heath's Joker this year for Halloween. This year should be a tremendous one for parties considering Halloween falls on a Friday night. So I'm trying to throw around costume ideas. I'd want to be the Joker too, but it's gonna be overdone and unoriginal. I considered maybe dressing up as the Joker with the makeup and all that, and then wearing the clown mask he had during the bank heist, like a double costume. But that's still kinda unoriginal. One of my alternative plans is to find a really REALLY high-quality replica Dark Knight batsuits. I'm talking movie prop costume, not cheap spandex outfit. I'm willing to drop some $$ for a good costume but it's been damn near impossible to find one, even on eBay. I don't have Christian Bale's build anyway.

Costumes Inc. has a REALLY great Stormtrooper replica costume for about $700. I guess that's always a viable option but I'm not that big of a Star Wars fan, plus I'd have to constantly take off my helmet to drink anything unless I set up some kinda of tube straw system in the helmet. Not to mention the fact that it's freaking $700. The Empire spends entirely too much money on soldiers who can't shoot straight and are essentially Jedi fodder.

Hrm... looking at my last deviation , I think I'll put together an Indiana Jones outfit. Fedora, leather jacket, shoulder bag, safari shirt, khakis, boots, bullwhip, revolver/holster, belt. Plus I can actually wear some of the pieces beyond Halloween. So I have to start collecting these components and hopefully it'll end up looking good.

What's everyone else planning to do for Halloween?? Parties? Costume ideas? Inquiring minds want to know!

I nearly faceplanted at the gym the other day when all the ellipticals were taken and I had to use a treadmill. Not my favorite apparatus considering that I'm still wearing my 8 year old pair of Reeboks I've had since freshman year. The treadmills are a bit narrower than ones I've seen at other gyms, allowing the school to put far more treadmills next to each other in a row I guess. So whenever I get sweat in my eyes, I'll close em and start wiping my face with my hands. I was unaware of this til now, but apparently when I run with my eyes closed, I tend to stagger a bit in my running. So of course when the treadmill is that narrow and you don't run straight, you end up running up on the parts that DON'T move. Almost an epic fail. And after my last 3 miles on a treadmill, I haven't been back to the gym for almost a week because my old shoes are done, finito. My feet hurt so much and I had crazy shin splints. I really need new running shoes. And I think I'll go back to weights for a while instead of the cardio, at least til I can walk without a limp.

Done and done.

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My friend and I actually have birthdays really close, 2 days apart. So traditionally we've tried to celebrate at the same time, but this year we had 2 separate parties. But it still felt like a big drunken celebration for both of us. We had more shots of Patrón Silver that night than I can remember (which prolly isn't a lot considering how much of a light-weight I am). I tried to sneak in my friend's girlfriend Meredith, who is underage, into Lucky Strike by telling the bouncer that she had just done 4 tours in fucking Iraq. Fucking Iraq man! What the fuck man, she fought for our right to bowl, and they won't even let her in to bowl. The manager even felt bad, but it's DC law and he wouldn't let her in. A lot of people actually believed that she was a 20 year old Iraq war veteran because of my ranting. Good thing I didn't slip and tell them about how she selflessly threw herself onto a grenade in Fallujah.

A few photos are up on my Facebook, but since I was the only one with a camera that night, and I only took photos when kinda sober, there aren't many. And I'm wet in all of my photos. Fuck you Hanna.

Oh and I bowl like shit when I'm drunk. But I think I bowl like shit when I'm sober too. I also spilled half of my mojito earlier that night while sober. Total party foul yo.

I placed an order for a tshirt and a hat last month. I got the shipping notice email from DA a couple days later that said my stuff was shipping via USPS Priority Mail and it would arrive soon. 3 weeks later I still haven't gotten my stuff so I sent an email according to the instructions in the email asking for the USPS confirmation number. I never got a reply from DA so I just got my credit card company to charge them back for the purchase. Has this ever happened to anyone else?

Done and done.